10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers