10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is for loners.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen