10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."