10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.