10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is for loners.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.