10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is for loners.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.