10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks