10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Welcome to kicker school
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow