10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright