10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz