10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fold and live to fold again
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• It's Free To Fold...