10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)