10 Random Poker Quotes

Fook the floosh droo!
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Poker is for fat, American losers.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from