10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.