10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com