10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm