10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier