10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986