10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A