10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz