10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth