10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen