10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.