10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!