10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave