10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003