10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."