10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)