10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."