10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester