10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-