10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."