10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.