10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright