10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.