10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.