10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow