10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger