10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for loners.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth