10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Fook the floosh droo!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm