10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is for loners.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.