10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus