10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."