10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'