10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)