10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson