10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio