10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.