10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!