10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth